I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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