I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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