Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I would ride that face into the sunset
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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