I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he puts the penis in happiness.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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