got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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