Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
please come you make the beer taste better
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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