Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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