Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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