she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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