I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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