he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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