She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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