I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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