How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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