Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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