you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
