Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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