i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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