i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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