i just google imaged poop.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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