Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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