thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Alive.
So much puke
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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