They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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