Small penises have feelings too.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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