I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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