There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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