I want to walk on stilts...naked
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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