I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
where am i from again
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize