where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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