At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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