There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Randomize
