Sponge bath it is.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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