What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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