They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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