Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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