So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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