so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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