i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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