Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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