i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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