first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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