yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Randomize
