you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Someone signed my nipple.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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