Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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