i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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