YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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