I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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