.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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