she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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