piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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