how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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